notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

  • my mom: are you sure you want the 20 piece mcnugget isn't an eight piece enough
  • me: ...
  • my mom: didn't you just eat a fish sandwich
  • me: ...
  • my mom: ...
  • me: *takes deep breath* we teach girls to shrink themselves-- to make themselves smaller
  • guy:

    mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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    (Source: guy)

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